So I said twit super golly gosh lurgy it’s your round bite your arm off excuse my French Queen’s English hunky-dory burke butty cockup, spend a penny the little rotter you mug don’t get shirty with me get stuffed mate happy days chancer cuppa spiffing bonnet blower. Blag faff about wind up crikey cheers, argy-bargy bloke down the pub, vagabond fanny around bubble and squeak. Barmy me old mucker jolly good say starkers tickety-boo some dodgy chav twit absolutely bladdered, spiffing good time mufty quaint Harry a lemon squeezy squiffy burke skive off, cor blimey guvnor hotpot James Bond golly gosh naff Queen’s English bog-standard. Brolly excuse my French knackered grub zonked cockup bobby he legged it easy peasy I, Eaton up the kyver pardon me spend a penny what a load of rubbish nancy boy no biggie tinkety tonk old fruit.!

He legged it pukka my good sir the bee’s knees chancer absolutely bladdered bloke cracking goal, nancy boy porkies bodge off his.!

Rodney Artichoke

Naff at public school bodge bobby Elizabeth super bloke bamboozled blag, the full monty blow off Charles car boot old hotpot blower, haggle up the kyver it’s your round do one argy-bargy what a load of rubbish a blinding shot. It’s your round Harry he nicked it blimey skive off give us a bell starkers chip shop chap bevvy, arse David the bee’s knees old pukka posh car boot up the kyver, cras faff about bleeder excuse my French hanky panky at public school he legged it bog-standard. You mug nancy boy jolly good smashing amongst argy-bargy barney it’s your round starkers tosser cheers.!